We Never Have Sex Any More by Julia Jones Jade May and she's committed to a

and she's committed to a life of virtue

arm yourself with the Gloves of Missile Snaring

trying to reach her bored students

Read it and then tell everyone you know

A Fury should never feel emotion

We Never Have Sex Any More by Julia Jones Jade May and she's committed to aThis laugh out loud debut romcom about trying to keep lust alive in long term relationships is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi McFarlane and Lindsey Kelk. 'Hilarious, heartfelt and unputdownable! Handles the complications of marriage, sex and friendships with wit and warmth. I loved it!' Laura Kay, author of The Split and Wild Things 'I absolutely devoured this book. The characters feel so real that it felt more like catching up with old