Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Edinburg's Bobcats took the field

Edinburg's Bobcats took the field in 1926 as part of the Gulf Coast League's Class D circuit

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The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Edinburg's Bobcats took the fieldRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all