The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A desert landscape with saguaro

A desert landscape with saguaro cacti and distant mesas stretches behind him

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

The Missouri Belle Casino

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "MY OTHER T-SHIRT IS HILARIOUS" in a bold sans-serif font with a heavy weathered texture across the lettering

The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A desert landscape with saguaroJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi