The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Turns out the only winning

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

Surfing Nicaragua during a civil war is exactly the kind of semester abroad Chris Knight would never bother explaining

a teal three-dimensional marquee sign displays "Palms" in white cursive

Arched distressed white text reads "ROCKFORD" above larger ornate lettering reading "FOREST CITYS" with decorative flourishes

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The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Turns out the only winningCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie