Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL with a distressed cockatoo illustration

with a distressed cockatoo illustration perched at the upper left of a yellow inverted triangle bordered by a red diagonal stripe

when Nevada was barely six years old and mining towns craved spectacle beyond the saloons

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top

Cream text below reads "Worst case scenario a bear kills you

and martial arts attire in a wide stance

Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL with a distressed cockatoo illustrationNo one can resist Pete Schweddy's balls. They're delicious, they're seasonal, and they've been a holiday tradition since that legendary NPR appearance. The recipe has been handed down through generations of Schweddys, each batch sweatier than the last. Inspired by Saturday Night Live. Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls. Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish," "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls," "No One Can Resist My