It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL flanked by white text reading

flanked by white text reading "HEALTHFUL

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

Minnesota baseball had deep roots long before the Twins arrived

I said go home

with curved white serif text reading "Since 1984" to the right

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL flanked by white text readingBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling