Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A distressed hop emblem tops

A distressed hop emblem tops a weathered oval label with blue curved serif text reading "FUZZY BRITCHES" across the upper arc and a pin-up figure in a prehistoric bikini posed against a red interior field

they were where Long Beach came together after the workday ended

a small pink nose

with "ESCONDIDO CALIF

Playing both kinds of music

Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A distressed hop emblem topsNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack