Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt south bend White cursive text reads "Cocktails"

White cursive text reads "Cocktails" beside white uppercase sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines

Inspired by the NASA Viking 1 mission to Mars on August 20

Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage

or root for someone who does

Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt south bend White cursive text reads "Cocktails"Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script