Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Decades later

Decades later

depicting a woman in a polka dot dress and apron stirring a steaming pot while holding a book labeled "Cook Book

Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high-contrast woodcut-style illustration of a single-engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops

1892" at upper right

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Decades laterBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below