George and Gracie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and black cleats swings a

and black cleats swings a bat mid-stride

Curved distressed white block text reads "SLEIGH" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus riding a green sleigh

Putting a turkey next to the phrase 'wake and bake' is the thinnest alibi in Thanksgiving history

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Baseball and bourbon ran through Peoria's veins alike

George and Gracie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and black cleats swings aNaming your whales after a vaudeville act is peak marine biologist energy. Stealing them via time travel to negotiate with an alien probe is just good conservation policy. Inspired by Star Trek IV. The Details: Red bubble style serif text reads "GEORGE & GRACIE" above a navy blue and white illustration of two humpback whales swimming together over stylized white wave lines. Navy blue text reads "I had a whale of a good time at" beside a small circular