Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S " with yellow dashed diagonal

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

Inspired by Friday

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Inspired by Uncle Buck

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S " with yellow dashed diagonalJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading