Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Asphalt A red diving platform with

A red diving platform with white ladder rungs rises at the top

" inspired by the legendary Christopher Walken

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

Distressed navy script reads "Drinkin'" above a circular stars-and-stripes backdrop framing a vintage-style bald eagle illustrated in blue ink

That little ranch house is the most oppressed building in America

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Asphalt A red diving platform withFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"