Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather small triangles

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A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

surrounded by black musical notes

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "300 E

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather small trianglesBegging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear. The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization. The Details: Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface. A weathered, grungy texture runs throughout the letterforms, giving the print a worn screen