Suck It, England - Can Cooler la grande Lawd Jesus

Lawd Jesus

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

Dying was the fastest way for a Chicago building to become cool again

Slapping a Latin suffix on roller skating and calling it the Rollatorium is the most aggressively midcentury American thing possible

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Suck It, England - Can Cooler la grande Lawd JesusA humble little message from 1776. Suck it, England. This coolers full of freedom, cold beer, and 250 years of holding a grudge with style. Crafted from high grade water proof neoprene, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm. Fits regular sized 12oz cans. Note: design is printed on both sides.