Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

Brushy white script reads "THE PINHEADS" over two overlapping inverted triangles in coral pink and light blue

Bleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

Registration number '180924609' appears below in matching distressed golden-yellow lettering

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-poppedVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.