University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "REGULATORS" above a cartoon illustration of a red and wood-paneled station wagon with a green Christmas tree strapped to the roof rack

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Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

Black text inside the shield reads "WHERE GOOD SKATERS MEET

Ogre's dad mastered nothing except chain-smoking and being the loudest guy at a Florida hotel pool

University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Arched distressed white block textFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by