Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Curved light blue text along

Curved light blue text along the bottom reads "IT ISN'T URANUS

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Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Curved light blue text alongTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the