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and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses

Families returned summer after summer

Born from the legend of professional football in Maryland

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