Who Farted? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Even the dirt is clean

Even the dirt is clean

Double-needle stitching for durability

Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set

Distressed white heavy sans-serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below

Inspired by The Naked Gun

Who Farted? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Even the dirt is cleanAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching for durability.