Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white retro bubble-serif text

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

Mosquitoes treat some people like a heritage buffet that's been in the family for generations

" next to Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolor striped sweater

Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white retro bubble-serif textPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold