Quint's Shark Charters - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

flanked by saguaro cacti

all wearing cowboy hats

and decades of Hollywood royalty

Honesty in leadership turns out to be mostly admitting the boat was never seaworthy

Quint's Shark Charters - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Committing to a varsity fontQuint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes. The liability waiver is a napkin that says "ten thousand dollars, cash." Inspired by Jaws. The Details: Distressed light blue portrait of Quint in a cap sits above arched light blue text reading "SINCE 1975" and white capitals reading "AMITY ISLAND, NEW ENGLAND." Large distressed white and red text reads "QUINT'S" with light blue "SHARK