My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fountain valley sword raised in one hand

sword raised in one hand while pointing forward with the other

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A black vintage illustration of a roller rink building spans the center with a banner reading "YEAR AROUND ROLLER SKATING

Large red script reads "Some Ho's" below

Brody's cigarette aged ten years in that single moment

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fountain valley sword raised in one handSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and