My Favorite Spirit is Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M two dot eyes

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Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference

" and "CATSKILLS

Wearing the word "Costume" to a Halloween party is a cease and desist letter addressed to fun

Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted

My Favorite Spirit is Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M two dot eyesGhosts haunt your house, tequila haunts your next morning, and somehow this sheet draped legend chose both careers simultaneously. That open mouth is the universal face of someone who just learned the shot was not top shelf. The Details: Arched distressed orange text reads "MY FAVORITE SPIRIT IS" above large chunky orange block letters reading "TEQUILA" in a weathered screen print texture. Below, a vintage hand drawn ghost with hollow black eyes and