Charlie Don't Surf - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Military Green Booger would be proud you

Booger would be proud you kept the crest looking official

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

Bold red block text reads "SKATELAND" with a small red circle to its left

Tennessee was a Southern Association stronghold where minor league baseball wasn't minor at all

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

Charlie Don't Surf - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Military Green Booger would be proud youKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal