They Hate Us Cause They Anus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Florida hangs off the bottom

Florida hangs off the bottom of America like the part of a haircut that refuses to acknowledge the decade changed

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Astronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet

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Strutting Christmas ornaments in a Polaroid labeled "Photo of My Balls" somehow achieves more personality than most people's dating profiles

They Hate Us Cause They Anus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Florida hangs off the bottomCats present their anus to you like it's a gift they spent all morning wrapping. The tongue out and eye contact just confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they need you to know they don't care. The Details: Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top. A cartoon orange tabby cat with dark spots is shown mid stretch with tail raised high, tongue out, looking back over its shoulder. Curved white rounded text