I Survived The Kumite 1988 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Rising from the dead just

Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise

Wishbone snapping got the full comic book treatment like it's a pay-per-view main event between two relatives who peaked in high school

Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters reading "おなら忍者

Golden-yellow cursive reads "New York City" above yellow block text "2263

Bold black text below and beside him repeats "DON'T FART" three times

I Survived The Kumite 1988 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Rising from the dead justSurviving the Kumite earns you bragging rights, a hospital visit, and apparently a souvenir tee. Chong Li didn't get one because nobody had the nerve to hand it to him. Inspired by Bloodsport. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "I SURVIVED THE" above "KUMITE" rendered large in a red and yellow brushstroke Asian inspired typeface. Golden yellow text below reads "HONG KONG," followed by two red Chinese style dragons flanking golden yellow