Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M High-contrast white illustration of Marion

High-contrast white illustration of Marion "Cobra" Cobretti in aviator sunglasses with a detailed cobra snake coiled around his torso and extending downward

to red-coral behind the bottom

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

a nightclub that burned bright through the 1940s and 1950s

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M High-contrast white illustration of MarionWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue