I Want You To Beer Me - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Booger would be proud you

Booger would be proud you kept the crest looking official

Bold white serif text reading "BICKLE CAB CO

A cartoon fox mascot with orange fur and a white-tipped tail stands in a batting stance wearing a golden-yellow jersey

carrying the grit of a mill town on their backs

but that one arrived with a pedigree

I Want You To Beer Me - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Booger would be proud youUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I