Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton A brown illustration of Sasquatch

A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid-stride in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

Ace's interrogation technique somehow remains the gold standard for detective work and romantic disappointment

Inspired by Dallas

A white cartoon rabbit in a black tuxedo and bow tie appears beside a distressed white sign reading "$5 MILKSHAKES" with a milkshake glass silhouette inside a red circle

with detailed gill slits and fins

Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton A brown illustration of SasquatchSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp