President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny flanked by red block lettering

flanked by red block lettering reading "Kit-Kat

Situated where the harbor meets the Pacific

Pontoon boats hit a top speed that most joggers could outrun

VERMONT" and "ESTD 1924

" followed by ornate white script reading "A National Pastime" above a golden-tan anchor and decorative rope flourishes

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny flanked by red block letteringTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text