Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt bigfoot A vintage cartoon lettuce character

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

it served fancy and plain liquors alike

Booking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises

Arched bold slab-serif text reads "MIKE DAMONE'S" above "CONCERT TICKETS" in classic ticket-style lettering

Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it

Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt bigfoot A vintage cartoon lettuce characterCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout