I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " then "PHILADELPHIA

" then "PHILADELPHIA

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

and somehow a bakery made it real

mimicking the Mountain Dew logo layout

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " then "PHILADELPHIACelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: