Kellerman's Mountain Resort - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Golden-tan and white text reads

Golden-tan and white text reads "EST

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

Ice cream has prevented more emotional breakdowns than the entire American psychiatric establishment

Membership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot

and you won't even notice because the nachos are outstanding

Kellerman's Mountain Resort - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Golden-tan and white text readsKellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves out the part where the entertainment staff's choreography was strictly off menu. Carrying a watermelon gets you into places no resort pamphlet would ever advertise. Inspired by Dirty Dancing. The Details: Distressed white mountain silhouette tops the design above teal text reading "Kellerman's mountain Resort" and white text reading "Annual Dance Party." A white lift pose silhouette is centered between