Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Hoodie dd Two dollars says the paperboy

Two dollars says the paperboy is still chasing him

" Clean cream text at the bottom reads "Motorboat Champion

Los Angeles was a sports town long before anyone gave it credit

Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door

Arched black serif text reads "OGDEN LOBSTERS" flanked by two red stars

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Hoodie dd Two dollars says the paperboyPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one