Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen textured finish

textured finish

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

Hammers walking around looking that cheerful about their job should make the rest of us deeply uncomfortable

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen textured finishThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.