American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb CLUB 1887" with a red

CLUB 1887" with a red decorative swoosh beneath

" A white cartoon barbarian mascot in a horned helmet and baseball uniform stands in a batting stance

Accepting an invitation to a private island tournament hosted by a man with a prosthetic claw hand is exactly the kind of red flag most people would notice

" then "PHILADELPHIA

It lasted about a week before everything went wrong

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb CLUB 1887" with a redApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple