Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

and nobody blinks until they read the tagline

which says more about the food than the service

Red script text reads "Marshmallows" at the bottom

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Committing to a varsity fontRoller rinks in small town Pennsylvania closed before most people wearing this were born, which makes the nostalgia completely bulletproof. Nothing ruins a memory like having one. The Details: Golden yellow script text reads "Skate!" inside a red bordered yellow circle, with white and red serif text reading " FOR EXCITEMENT!" and " FOR FUN!" below. A 1950s style illustration depicts a red haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller