Tig 'Ol Bitties - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather with white outlined block text

with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO GAIN

he got laser-blasted into it

Inspired by Short Circuit 2

" with smaller white condensed uppercase text reading "150 LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA" at the bottom

and atomic starbursts

Tig 'Ol Bitties - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather with white outlined block textSpoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent. That fancy cursive swoosh is just a boob joke wearing a craft brewery's clothes, and it fools exactly nobody. The Details: White cursive script in a vintage baseball style reads "Tig'Ol" above "Bitties," with a decorative swoosh tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features