You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal carrying the name of a

carrying the name of a river town already famous for Mark Twain

because the wrong people just think you like imported lager

flanked by yellow stars and blue water splash droplets

Arched distressed blue text reads "IDAHO FALLS" above large golden-yellow script reading "Spuds

He had yellow eyes

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal carrying the name of aChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"