William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 40s with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Distressed white block text below reads "ALL DAY

but nobody's doing his voice at the cookout

and a business model so pure it makes every other retailer look indecisive

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 40s with golden-yellow lightning bolt accentsDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red