I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone bringing minor league baseball to

bringing minor league baseball to a small Iowa river town steeped in Mississippi tradition

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offering rum drinks and carved totems far from honky-tonk row

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone bringing minor league baseball toCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved