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Rolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs

Golden Old English blackletter text reads "Los Locos" below

Everyone reads the real word first

Walking through an unmarked door while "El Bimbo" plays means somebody's getting a tango partner whether they want one or not

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

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