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A horizontal white dashed line separates the upper text from smaller white lowercase text reading "commas save lives

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Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

" "MANHATTAN

Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top placentia A horizontal white dashed lineDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white