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A high-contrast white stencil illustration depicts Darth Vader mid-swing with a golf club

Larger western-style lettering below reads "ROWDY TODAY

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Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Tank Top pizza " three small crowns aboveFireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program. The Details: Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks