Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex Sweatshirt wlp A vintage comic-style illustration depicts

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

A white silhouette of a submachine gun rests beneath the text

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Snow just gave him the excuse to finally say it with intent

Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex Sweatshirt wlp A vintage comic-style illustration depictsFit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships, and the results are actually visible. That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will. The Details: Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top. Three cartoon style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below, rendered in golden yellow cheese, brown pepperoni, and tan crust. White block text at the bottom