Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed gray spaced serif text

Distressed gray spaced serif text reads "Everett

Atlanta's Atlantas took the field in 1885 as part of the Southern League

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Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed gray spaced serif textSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"