The K-12 He's Skiing on One Ski - Unisex T-Shirt nakatomi and lunch counters like this

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red

Listing mahogany and leather-bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self-awareness

Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles

The K-12 He's Skiing on One Ski - Unisex T-Shirt nakatomi and lunch counters like thisSkiing the K 12 on one ski is pure Greendale bodaciousness, especially when your only training was dodging a paperboy and two dollars. Lane Meyer's descent technique remains unmatched. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem contains arched text reading "HE'S SKIING ON ONE SKI!" above a silhouette of a skier descending with poles against mountain peaks. Large serif text reads "THE K 12" with smaller caps below