Sobchak Security - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Walter's more offended by their

Walter's more offended by their lack of ethos than by anything actually dangerous

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

Tommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Sobchak Security - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Walter's more offended by theirSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif