The Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

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The Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"Pulling off the most difficult dive of all time requires zero training, maximum audacity, and a complete disregard for physics. Thornton Melon made varsity on sheer flop sweat alone. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: A red diving platform with white ladder rungs rises at the top, with arched light blue text reading "MOST DIFFICULT DIVE OF ALL TIME" curving around it and a small white diver silhouette poised at the top board. Script text reading