Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top decatur with cursive script reading "Takashi

with cursive script reading "Takashi

Distressed

" both with a heavy worn texture

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

Distressed white heavy sans-serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below

Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top decatur with cursive script reading "TakashiSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"